Founding fathers in the bible?


Last Sunday on the way back from church, all five of us sort of drifted off into silence and inward thoughts. After a few minutes my son asked my husband, and I, a question...



7yro son:  "What's a Virginian?"
Me:    "A Virginian? Where from? From our history?"
7yro son:  "No, from the Bible."
Me:    "There are no Virginians in the Bible!"
(after a moment, light goes on in mama's head. Ohhhhh, virginian!)
Me:    "You mean virgin. That is someone who has not had lovin' like from their husband or wife, yet. A Virginian is someone from Virginia, like George Washington and I think Thomas Jefferson."

Husband:   "Or something from Virginia."
7yro son:   (unconvinced that there are no Virginians in scripture, he stares out van window)



 Too much rain makes you go gooney


 

6 comments:

  1. LOL! That is so funny. I'm going to link to this on my Friday Funnies post. :)

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  2. Wonderful! I just love those kinds of conversations!

    Have a happy day!

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  3. One day my son started asking me questions about Virginias. I had trouble figuring out what he was talking about. It took a few questions before I realized that he was talking about the female anatomy. We had recently talked about the correct name for male and female parts and he thought it was a Virginia.

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  4. Thanks for Commenting on my blog! I've added you to my friends list too.

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  5. My 7 yo is of superior intelligence as well. When I tell her something she has to see it with her own eyes to believe silly mom. I just love to answer a question and be told I'm wrong! I loved the chicken story - I still have memories of a similar experience and I am still mostly vegetarian :)

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  6. That is quite funny! Thanks for visiting my blog awhile back. Sorry I didn't pop over sooner to say hi! So you had a good diversion tactic for not having to explain anymore about marital relations :)

    Did it work? I'm horrified about whenever those topics will come up with my children!

    Marie

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