Heart Of The Matter - free homeschool magazine

 

 

Recently, an online friend of mine announced that she would be writing for a brand new online Christian homeschooling women's magazine. How cool is that?

Heart Of The Matter is a great place of encouragement and lots of resources. The writers are a group of average moms with the same concerns and obstacles as you. They have come together to encourage you in your walk through your children’s educational experience. The purpose of The Heart of the Matter is to provide a place for homeschooling parents and teachers to find all of the resources they desire in one convenient location.
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Heart Of The Matter - free online homeschool Christian women's magazine

When the Foundations are Destroyed

What's a talk show host to do for a presidential candidate? When he has a choice of endorsing pro-socialist candidate A, pro-socialist candidate B or pro-homosexual, anti-socialist candidate C? Ron Paul refuses to call homosexuality a sin on a recent interview with John Lofton, and we keep thinking about why God shut down Sodom. Was it over their immigration policy... or their tax policy... or was it their homosexual porneia policy? Kevin Swanson gives a simple answer to the above question. What can the righteous do?

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Five Things Never to do to a Llama

 

Five Things Never to do to a Llama

1. 
   
   Never discuss dental hygiene with a llama.
   
   


2. 
   
   Never verbally threaten a llama.
   
   


3. 
   
   Never ask a llama if he was trained by Al Qaeda
   
   


4. 
   
   Never call a llama “the illegal immigrant of the American barnyard.”
   
   


5. 
   
   Never, ever use the word: “llama-burger.”
   
   

And should you be fool enough to do any of the above, remember that God in his providence has equipped llamas with two qualities which, when matched with their violent tempers rightly qualifies them as predatory animals.

The first is the ability to precision spit with an accuracy that would make an Olympic sharpshooter blush. The second is the capacity of llamas to manufacture oceans of noxious bile within the depths of their stomachs — no doubt stored near their dark hearts.

But should you find that you have succumbed to temptation and disregarded my above warnings by engaging a llama in dialogue, and should you value the company of family and friends, then please listen carefully to my counsel: The moment that diabolical creature lowers his ears — run! Run for your life. Run for the sake of generations yet to be born. Run and don’t look back.

Written by Doug Phillips of Vision Forum.